Adolph Hitler Continues To Spin In His Grave
"I'm drunk all the time," one young defense witness offered as an excuse for her amnesia on the stand.
"What do you mean?" the judge interrupted.
She said she went nowhere without a bottle of whiskey and a bag of marijuana.
When it was his turn on the stand, a gang member and key government witness testified that he was drunk on vodka when he drove his car through a line of Huntington Beach police cruisers in 2005 and led officers on an hour-long chase to San Diego before his arrest.
"I wanted to finish my drink. And smoke some cigarettes," the witness explained.
But the cream of the crop appears to be PENI member Billy Joe Johnson, who is described in less than flattering terms:
Missing two front teeth and sporting a Mohawk haircut and mutton-chop sideburns, Johnson said he fancied himself "Costa Mesa's True Individual," a nickname tattooed on his upper stomach.
The name is above an eagle and a swastika around his navel, and below lightning bolts and crosses on his neck.
Johnson acknowledged on the stand that he had beaten a man to death with a hammer, a crime for which he is now serving 45 years to life in prison.
With folks like these bearing the banner of National Socialism, I don’t think we need worry about the coming of a Nazi revolution anytime soon.